I am a married father of two girls. I guess the technical term is I’m a “professional,” but 10 minutes after meeting me I quickly dispel that notion – 5 if we are drinking.

So, what do I enjoy? Sarcasm, writing, socializing, video games, making wise-ass remarks, enjoying imported beers, conspiracy theory and the paranormal, being a smart ass, hanging out with my wife and kids, sarcasm. Did I mention sarcasm? My wife is the greatest thing that ever happened to me. I idolize her. (FYI – my wife wrote that last sentence. Ok, the last two, but I concur with the former.)

I hope you enjoy my tales of peculiarity and woe. Here is a good place to start on this journey. Drop me a line anytime at OffThePole@gmail.com