And the Award for the Epic White Trash Headline of the Year goes to…

Dads –

This is why you hug your daughters every single day and tell them how special they are. You don’t want to be on the posting bail side of this situation.

Color me dubious, but I highly doubt the knife set at said house is anywhere near as nice as that in the clipart.

I also sooooo love the tags: arrested, knives, pregnant teen. It’s like playing the home version of “Taboo: High School Drop-Outs” edition.

And then there’s this:

Go here for more hilarity -- http://some.ly/gRN7Wf -- then decide to laugh, cry or laugh so hard you cry.