So is this the new thing for middle aged white dudes? Have I stumbled upon the latest iteration of the proverbial mullet?

Yesterday while on my quick 53.5 mile commute to work, something peculiar caught my eye. So, there’s this guy, all suit and tie and slicked-back cocksure hair in his shiny Cadillac SRX.

Yup. That’s right. The one that’s a *station wagon*

Yes, he’s Mr. Professional. He’s got a career in overdrive, a luxury car, and a six-figure paycheck. He’s all business. But, wait a minute…what’s that? What did I see back there poking out of the trailer hitch? Is that…nooooo. Well, I’ll be dipped in shit. Gollllly. It is a Harley Davidson hatch cover on the back of this straight laced, professional yuppie mobile.

"Yeah. I'm born to run. Shit! @#$&* pothole made me spill my latte all over the TPS reports."

You know what. I bet this guy is a three martini freaking barrel of monkeys after some racquetball. Oh, boy. Just wait until Roger is “off the clock!”

So, instead of the wash-and-go mullet we now have the three layers of the modern business man:

Layers. Kinda like Shrek.

If this truly is the new mullet, I long for the days of Billy Ray Cyrus.

Before there was ever a party in the USA, the Cyrus family was known for parties in the back. Never forget.